A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.
一个小孩子走进一家美容美发店，这个时候理发师悄悄对客户说：这是天底下最傻的孩子，我来证明给你看。
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, Which do you want, son? The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
理发师在一只手上放了一USD，另一只手上放了两个25美分的硬币，然后把男生叫过来，问道：孩子，你想要什么?男生拿走了两个25美分的硬币然后离开了。
What did I tell you? said the barber. That kid never learns!
理发师说道：瞧我刚刚告诉你了什么?这孩子从来不会吸取教训!
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.
过了一会儿，客户离开的时候，他看到那个男生从冰淇淋店走了出来。
Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?
诶，孩子，我能问你个问题吗?你为何拿走美分硬币而不是USD?
The boy licked his cone1 and replied,Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!
男生舔了舔冰淇淋然后答道：由于等我拿走了USD，这个游戏就结束了。
